Learning to Drive: the Ab Fab Way

Learning to Drive: the Ab Fab Way

I'm studying for my driver's theory test this week. Inbetween dosing off when learning that one shouldn't drive with cross-ply or radial tyres and remembering to apply anti-wax agent to a diesel engine in cold weather, I came across this little gem. Nothing like a bit of Patsy and Edina to lighten the mood. Start from 7:30 when they try navigating the roads of Provence en route to their wine tasting trip.

Eddie: Am I on the wrong side of the road, or the wrong side of the road? I can't go on until I'm sure.
Patsy: Keep driving, Eddy. You haven't hit anything yet.
Eddie: This is here. I should be on the right-hand side of the road.
Patsy: Look, do you want me to drive?
Eddie: Oh, so speaks the woman whose head has been lolling around like a bladder on a stick for the best part of the journey. Read the maps, get the maps.
[Patsy hands Edina a map]
Eddie: This is Spain. Read the instructions.
Patsy: "Leave airport, turn right..." Blah, blah, blah.
Eddie: Right. Now, get in, Pats. I shouldn't have gone left, should I? I mean... We're going back to that bloody airport, Pats, or we'll never find it. Oh, God! I hate France, I hate it!

Source: http://iblogfashion.blogspot.com/2011/09/learning-to-drive-not-so-ab-fab.html